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Gravedigger
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^ you made me do this one :P
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this is probably done once before i think

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Last seen at: My Slinky! My cuddly little pet Slinky! *sobs*
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  1. Scream her name all the time. All the time. Even when it's completely inappropriate, like in movie theaters, or the recovery ward of a hospital.
  2. Rely on total strangers for help. The creepier and more disturbed the stranger, the better. Find a druggie if you can.
  3. Go it alone. Because searching with other people couldn't possibly cover more ground in a shorter amount of time.
  4. Search EVERYWHERE. It doesn't matter if you lost a small kid with short legs in a snowstorm in a small town- she might have suddenly grown wings and flew off to the lighthouse on the other side of town in the twenty seconds your back was turned...

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Just Passing Through
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Not my screenshot, but I found the simplicity of it highly amusing :D

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Revolutionlost wrote:
Not my screenshot


That's okay. It didn't belong to the 47 other people who already posted it in this thread, either. ;D

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Historical Society Historian
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Missing since: 10 May 2006
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Last seen at: My Slinky! My cuddly little pet Slinky! *sobs*
^Beat me to it, nearly word for word... dammit.

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Missing since: 23 Sep 2007
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lain of the wired wrote:
^
  1. Scream her name all the time. All the time. Even when it's completely inappropriate, like in movie theaters, or the recovery ward of a hospital.
  2. Rely on total strangers for help. The creepier and more disturbed the stranger, the better. Find a druggie if you can.
  3. Go it alone. Because searching with other people couldn't possibly cover more ground in a shorter amount of time.
  4. Search EVERYWHERE. It doesn't matter if you lost a small kid with short legs in a snowstorm in a small town- she might have suddenly grown wings and flew off to the lighthouse on the other side of town in the twenty seconds your back was turned...



Don't forget to give the vaguest description possible. ONLY include hair length an color and the child's gender.

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Missing since: 10 May 2006
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Last seen at: My Slinky! My cuddly little pet Slinky! *sobs*
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Just Passing Through
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alone in the town wrote:
Revolutionlost wrote:
Not my screenshot


That's okay. It didn't belong to the 47 other people who already posted it in this thread, either. ;D


Haha whoops. Didn't have enough patience to check every page of this thread to see if it wasn't there ;P My bad.

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Historical Society Historian
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I just... don't know.

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Brookhaven Receptionist
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^That's brilliant, VIVIsect. Couldn't stop laughing as soon as I saw Cynthia sticking her head out the window to shout at Harry.


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My Bestsellers Clerk
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Missing since: 11 Dec 2009
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VIVIsect wrote:
I just... don't know.

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Holy ****. That's the first time something on the internet literally made me lol. LMFAO! :lol:


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Cafe5to2 Waitress
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Missing since: 15 Dec 2010
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HAHA! That was a pretty good one!

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Cafe5to2 Waitress
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Missing since: 16 Jul 2009
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After Doug was handed to Disney, I, like most people, was pretty bummed. I was reminded the other day when a friend and I discussed my favorite Nicktoon. I thought, what the hell, why don't I try my hand at a spin-off!

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A Kerrigan Ulysses presentation.

"Patty" occurs subsequently following the events of Nickelodeon's "Doug". I always felt there was...too much Doug and too less Patty.

I'll even offer a preview of the episodes!

101 PATTY'S PROBLEM

Seventeen year old Patty Mayonnaise is set to rendezvous with a secret admirer at the Bluffington Mall inside of the Honker Burger, a hot spot for teens in love.

Unfortunately, Patty is seemingly set up—hours pass and she is all alone.

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She weeps.

Fed up that no one arrives to meet her, Patty leaves and makes a collect call to her wheelchair bound father. Doug catches Patty crying and offers consolation.

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Patty and Doug have long sustained a tumultuous on-and-off relationship. Fearing that he will revert to his old ways, Patty leaves him.

Doug persists. He then reveals to Patty that it was he who set up the date.

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Playing hard to get doesn't work very well on Doug's behalf. Patty gives him the slip and heads for the bathroom.

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"Loneliness, we meet again; it is I, Douglas Yancey Funnie."

The rest of the nearly hour long pilot episode consists of bizarre and violent rapping noises on the bathroom door. Doug wants in, "just to talk to her", "just to make her feel better".

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Not on Patty's watch.

102 CONNIE'S CONUNDRUM

Picking up moments after the pilot episode ends, the first "real" episode of the season deals with an old friend of Patty's.

After Doug is escorted away by the local police, Patty decides to buy herself a treat—a nice little number from the boutique would certainly make otherwise troublesome evening a little better.

Once inside, she is confronted by a strange, lurid creature that towers over her.

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The fabled Neematoadman? Isn't he...dangerous?

Resorting to a handgun found on the counter top, Patty makes short work out of the great beast of Bluffington lore.

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Unfortunately, it was only Connie.

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"Come on Connie, you know you can't sneak up on me like that."

Patty leaves the scene of the crime before the police arrive. It may have been her run-in with Doug, or maybe it was somewhere between the fourth and fifth handgun round drilling into Connie's face, but Patty suspects she may have become a little...crazy.

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Subway Guard
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Missing since: 02 Aug 2005
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Will Klotz and Skeeter appear??


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Historical Society Historian
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Missing since: 12 Feb 2009
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^ Roger is the shit! :D

And VIVIsect, that was awesome. :P

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Just Passing Through
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Missing since: 23 Jun 2010
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You did such an awesome job with the Doug Spinoff, Kerr! Keep it coming, pretty pleas :)

and yes, we need some Roger and Skeeter!


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Cafe5to2 Waitress
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Missing since: 16 Jul 2009
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Previously on PATTY...
[Reveal] Spoiler:
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Patty eludes the police as her world crumbles into insanity.



103 PERILOUS PORKCHOP

Patty, not only attempting to ditch the authorities, but her itch to kill, decides to wander around the streets of Bluffington.

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One does not simply wander out of Bluffington...

To her dismay, she can't leave. In addition to the recent string of crimes, a virulent strain of rabies is terrorizing the animals of Bluffington. The town is cut off in order to prevent the chaos from branching out to nearby cities.

Mayor White approaches a distracted Patti and informs her about the situation.

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Patty contemplates whether or not she should kill him.
After all, it would be so easy...


After spilling blood, Patty sees this as an opportunity to handle things her own way. Patty prowls the streets, looking for infected animals to unleash her aggression upon.

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A dog and a...raccoon.

The corpses are just everywhere. Even in a separate Honker Burger, Patty finds more carnage.

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She messily devours it for nourishment.

Shortly after, Patty traces the problem down to its root: Doug's dog, Porkchop, the original carrier. Patty catches Porkchop passing the infection along to Roger's cat, Stinky.

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"I'm sorry Porkchop. I hope this doesn't hurt.
Actually, I hope it does.
Quite a bit."


Patty puts them both out of their misery execution style. The loud blasts of gunfire rip through the silence of the night. Shortly after, police sirens are heard. Patty escapes deeper into the heart of Bluffington...

104 WINGO'S WORKOUT

Patty temporarily escapes into a dance studio. She finds a former teacher—Mrs. Wingo, who is trying to drop a few pounds.

Patty recalls a point where Wingo gave her a failing grade. Patty loses her mind.

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Who the fuck gave her a shotgun?

The remaining half-hour of the episode consists of Patty brutalizing Wingo's corpse.

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Historical Society Historian
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OMG....Fucking awesome!!!
(Btw, that voice actor that they got for Patty was pretty good, eh? ;) )

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Cafe5to2 Waitress
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Missing since: 16 Jul 2009
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Previously on PATTY...
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Patty's lust for bloodshed is insatiable.

105 JUDY JUSTICE - THE SEASON FINALE.

Patty has been on a killing rampage.

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At one point, she also sneezes in an elevator.

In a subway train, she is confronted by Roger Klotz. Roger is looking for Stinky. Patty reveals that the "dark deed" is done. Roger attacks.

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"Let's roll, you oddly colored motherfucker."

Patty eviscerates him quite thoroughly with a shiv she whittled herself.

Tired from all of the killings, Patty decides to head home—she'll need to rest to kill plenty tomorrow.

At her house, she discovers that Doug has snuck inside.

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Patty tells Doug how many pieces she could cut him into with a smile.
Hint: the number is well into the thousands, and it ends with a three.


Doug informs her that Skeeter has gone missing. He wants Patty to help him search.

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Patty agrees under the condition that she is allowed to palpate his pectorals.
Doug readily obliges.


Doug then drives her to the local hospital. The two split up to search for Skeeter.

Patty checks the records. He is number seven...in the morgue.

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"HONK... HONK..."

He is still alive.

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Patty takes care of that the most humane way possible.

A flash blinds Patty. Judy, Doug's sister, has taken a photo of the murderous act. Judy confronts Patty with the evidence and mentions that it "would be an awful shame if someone else got a hold of it." Patty says she won't go down without a fight.

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But neither will Judy.

Patty kills her with her bare hands.

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When you fuck with the Patty, you get the Mayonnaise.

The season finale ends with Patty escaping out of a nearby window, two stories above the ground. She lands in the bushes without a yelp and saunters off into the night...

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Subway Guard
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Missing since: 02 Aug 2005
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Ow, I really liked Judy... :cry:


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