Which Part of Silent Hill Will be Spoofed in Scary Movie 5?

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What they are going to do is when they go into the church they are going to call her a witch and then they will renact that part from Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail. In the end they put her on the scale to see if she wieghs the same as a duck and she ends up wieghing less then the duck and the duck hits the ground and bracks its leg. all the people turn to her and start yelling, "BITCH! BITCH!"
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Gillespie wrote:If they do a parody of Silent Hill in a Scary Movie 5 there will HAVE to be a scene about the barbed wire going into Christabella's "private region". I'm not sure how to pardoy it though...
Maybe she'll actually go wild with pleasure in the spoof. Hey, it could happen and I could hope :twisted: Christabella breaks 30 years of celibacy in an oh-so-Urotsukidoji way... maybe that's why she was such a bitch, envious that Dahlia gets all the baby-making fun...

- Pyramid Head's Great Knife will be transmuted into the Great Vibrator 2000X Super Deluxe Triangle Head Model. See how I plunge this thingamajig into this narrow hole in the door...

- They'll intertwine the storyline with a spoof of Brokeback Mountain
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Hjartu wrote:
AnneMarie wrote:Personally, I don't want anyone to do anything to this movie. The wrath of the fans will not allow it.
That's what I'm thinking too.
Never stopped them going ahead before....
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My neohew's friend was in the third one, she was the little blonde girl.
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All I have to say is the first SM is the only one woth mentioning. Period.


Edit: Oh actually the George Carlin cameo in the third one was funny, but that's it.
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The first one was friggin hilarious because there's an infinity of ridiculous stuff from slasher flicks (which was the focus of SM1). SM2 blew because the horror flicks they spoofed on that one (namely, The Haunting, Hollow Man, plus a short bit from It) were difficult to make fun of; ergo, they had to resort at that point to include films from other pop-culture genres such as Charlie's Angels and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. The third SM was marginally ok because the flicks spoofed mostly Shyamalan-esque films (like Signs, The Others and The Ring) that purport to be deeper than they actually are. SM4... well, I haven't seen that one yet. The parody of Tom Cruise's antics on Oprah seemed like an extraneous touch tho'....
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A black haired, spooky little girl seems to stare at her mother as she sits on the couch. When suddenly, ::goes over and takes out the remote from between the cushions.::"I've got it!"
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i reckon that ph will have a square head instead and he will stip off an anna spof and just be looking at her boobs or somthing. scary movie always finds a way to tear things apart
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sorry strip not stip
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Forget sexual tension between Rose and Cybil, it's too obvious.

Gucci and Chris however..........

I mean, seriously, Gucci? that has to be the campest name ever!!!!
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If Eddie is on it he will be as Dumb as Shorty.

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You are too funny! Love it.
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Another idea: Rose reaches into the Janitor's mouth and she withdraws... a white hanky... a bouquet... a live goldfish...a rainbow slinky... and finally a rabbit! Ta-daah!

The church is turned into a K-Mart that has a midnight sale special when the siren is sounded. Which is why the townies rush in everytime it does so.

Alessa jumps off the cliff at the beginning but gets caught on a tree (although they already did this on Scary Movie 3 right?)
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rose lokks at annas knife

rose:im taking this

Anna punches rose in the face

Anna: yeah right bitch!


lisa looks into the incubator

allessas smoking dope

Lisa: hey!

allessa sticks her finger up

lisa: son of a bitch


rose: wheres my daughter

allessa: look at me im burning....oh shit im on fucking fire..ahhhhhh help me bitch ahhhhhhhh!!!
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the same part they spoofed from resident evil
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they spoofed resident evil already? in which Scary Movie installment?
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Hehehe, look what I found on Google images.

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Altho I don't think it has anything to do with scary movie 5 since I found it along side an artical about katie homes 'silent birth'. But when I first saw it I thought it was an image for SM5, cause... its something they would do. lol.
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I don't know exactly what they'll spoof from Silent Hill in Scary Movie 5. I just know like everything else in the Scary Movie franchise, it wont be funny.
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