Silent Hill Heaven

So while playing through the prison, I went though and catalogued all the written messages I could find I had a LOT of difficulty reading the messages in the closed cells through the bars, but I got a few of them. The list here is in order from the right wall of the cell to the left wall of the cell. If I'm not sure I read it right, I'll put a (?) next to the word.

Please enjoy & discuss, add to, and correct the list!

Cell B5
Captain Coatrack shall return
look behind you
labhocn(?) needs to stop talking seriously
My name is rat so take that
Willette you live a little longer
I am the real khoi(?)
trust yourself

Cell B7
Hell here
moso forever
Somewhere down there is your soul
Jeremy is the real sausage king of Chicago
My cell has something from everyone else's cell
I am ed ma
Im as quiet as can be just my cell and me

Cell B8
Noah's viking(?) tool
time is up
Please don't kill me
Steve loves puzzles
Nothing is real

Cell B2
Drink the evil
I like pizza
Ryan has been lyin' now he's dyin'

Cell B3 (this was a closed cell)
Kill yourself

Cell B4 (this was a closed cell)
Nic is bi (possibly curious or burying, I seriously couldn't read it)
sam fu says f u

Cell A5
Show me your heart
Kevin & Crystal sittin in a tree
Tmass(?) is broken
The Nate dawg cometh
I used to move buildings around now I cry on the ground
You can not kill me
Sell your soul
Smithy loves games so shut up
Eric fights a doppleganger

Cell A6
the horror...
hide the creature inside you
Marty in the PM
Where's Kristian?
I rob banks for the loot, now I wait in despair for the boot
It's all greek to me panos
abandon hope
I'm sure the electric chair is coming for me

Cell A8
Byrne[sic] it all down
Watson lives
turn back
Beware of hurricane iane
give it back
Something's happening?
Boyle?
Karne(?) team will always rule
I am the walrus
Chad is the maya god
Confess now

Thanks for doing this! Really interesting, they are very odd, written by people [or one person] who definitely has mental problems. But obviously most people who commit crimes aren't all there. In the Cell A6 message "I'm sure the electric chair is coming for me," wasn't someone executed via that method on the same day If not the same day the day before or something? I'm sure.

I haven't played it for a couple of weeks but I am planning to later if I get time. I'll pay more attention than my first run to notes and things laying around.

Enika wrote:Jeremy is the real sausage king of Chicago

I will definitely give the developers of Homecoming credit for referencing Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Pretty funny.

BTW, Abe Froman is the real sausage king of Chicago.

some of those are fun to read. I got a laugh out of some of them.

Great find! The more I read those notes the creepier they get. I think that they are written by more than one person, and each of them refers to something that could have happened in the game. I'm not sure though, I'll replay the game with those notes in mind and see if I an come up with something.

When I read them, they pretty much seemed to be inside jokes from the developers, or nods to films or something...