[Facts]Don't underestimate Henry
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[Facts]Don't underestimate Henry
This thread will make you apreciate Henry, even fear him.
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Some monsters tought henry wasn't human. They where never seen again.
Some people tought one of Henry's stomp could be powerful enough to destroy a whole building.When Henry gave a try, the whole city was obliterated.
The Silent Team are anxiously lying in their beds, afraid that Henry may come out of a hole and stomp on them.
There was an Ufo ending but henry stomped on it.
Some have tried to use Cheats on the game.This would have been useless....
Some monsters tought Henry was a cross-dresser.They where never seen again.
The reason why Henry walks so awkwardly is that he is afraid to stomp on his own toes.
If Henry met himself on the game and fought, the game CD would have exploded.Your house too.
Henry doesn't talk very much. He is too busy stomping on you.
Henry don't want to put his hands in his toilet because his hands are too holy.He ask James to do it instead.
Someone Cosplayed as Henry. Henry stomped on him.
All the anti-SH4 people where at their home, happy, playing SH2.Henry came out of their TV's and stomped on them.
There is a reason why SH4 isn't taking place in Silent Hill. The Silent Team was scared that Henry stomps on the city, making a future silent hill impossible.
Henry don't need the game's CD to exist but he likes to make people belives it.
Henry killed the giant worm.
The reason why the Silent Team isn't making SH games anymore is simple: They are scared to get stomped by henry because he couldn't be in their next games.
Henry is Pyramid Head's idol.
21 sacraments ending is a fake.Henry just wanted to do a joke.
Henry cannot be killed, just worshipped.
Don't even dare to make Henry angry, you won't live to regret it.
The dead cat haunting is not a haunting, it's just a cat.
We don't play as Henry, Henry play with us...
Silent Hill plays Henry Townshend
Don't be surprised if the Ranking screen can't display the number of enemies you killed. The game isn't programmed for infinity.
Henry's pockets have infinite space, he just likes to see you can't carry a holy candle.
Henry never takes his pants off and if he does, we will all be dead.
Next time you think Henry is just a bunch of pixels, look behind you...
Henry may not have created life, but he sure can end it.
Someone made a mistake while writing Henry's name. He never made this mistake again...
If Henry stomps on you, you don't die. You cease to exist.
There have been comparaisons between Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick and Henry's stomp. One may kill you, but the other will kill you and the cat.
34.)Henry don't need an iPod to stock his music.He stocks it in his brain.
Henry uses 100% of his brain.
Henry approves this thread.
Henry did the Rubbick'cube without even touching it.
Henry knew Cynthia was a whore.
Each time Henry breathes out, someone have AIDS
Henry's favourite color is Red.The colour of blood.
Henry created the quote "What the hell?"
Henry urinates fire.
Is Henry was an RPG character, his HP would be at 9999999999999999 from the beggining, his MP too.
Henry shallowed Kirby.
If someone tells you he survived one of henry's stomps, it's a lie. And even if he did, why would Henry didn't stomp on him again?
If Henry had a son, he would only be half powerful as him because he would be an hybrid mix between a human and a Henry.
Henry don't likes pointless riddles.He stomped them out of SH4.
Henry eats his Peanut butter and jell sandwich without the bread.
Henry once visited hell. Satan prayed god for protection.
Bugs may survive a nuclear apocalypse but they won't survive Henry.
Henry stomped on atlantis.
Henry wants YOU .... stomped
The hole on the wall leaves Henry unsatifyed.
You may not belive in Henry but Henry belives in you.
Henry is Solid Snake's son.
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Some monsters tought henry wasn't human. They where never seen again.
Some people tought one of Henry's stomp could be powerful enough to destroy a whole building.When Henry gave a try, the whole city was obliterated.
The Silent Team are anxiously lying in their beds, afraid that Henry may come out of a hole and stomp on them.
There was an Ufo ending but henry stomped on it.
Some have tried to use Cheats on the game.This would have been useless....
Some monsters tought Henry was a cross-dresser.They where never seen again.
The reason why Henry walks so awkwardly is that he is afraid to stomp on his own toes.
If Henry met himself on the game and fought, the game CD would have exploded.Your house too.
Henry doesn't talk very much. He is too busy stomping on you.
Henry don't want to put his hands in his toilet because his hands are too holy.He ask James to do it instead.
Someone Cosplayed as Henry. Henry stomped on him.
All the anti-SH4 people where at their home, happy, playing SH2.Henry came out of their TV's and stomped on them.
There is a reason why SH4 isn't taking place in Silent Hill. The Silent Team was scared that Henry stomps on the city, making a future silent hill impossible.
Henry don't need the game's CD to exist but he likes to make people belives it.
Henry killed the giant worm.
The reason why the Silent Team isn't making SH games anymore is simple: They are scared to get stomped by henry because he couldn't be in their next games.
Henry is Pyramid Head's idol.
21 sacraments ending is a fake.Henry just wanted to do a joke.
Henry cannot be killed, just worshipped.
Don't even dare to make Henry angry, you won't live to regret it.
The dead cat haunting is not a haunting, it's just a cat.
We don't play as Henry, Henry play with us...
Silent Hill plays Henry Townshend
Don't be surprised if the Ranking screen can't display the number of enemies you killed. The game isn't programmed for infinity.
Henry's pockets have infinite space, he just likes to see you can't carry a holy candle.
Henry never takes his pants off and if he does, we will all be dead.
Next time you think Henry is just a bunch of pixels, look behind you...
Henry may not have created life, but he sure can end it.
Someone made a mistake while writing Henry's name. He never made this mistake again...
If Henry stomps on you, you don't die. You cease to exist.
There have been comparaisons between Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick and Henry's stomp. One may kill you, but the other will kill you and the cat.
34.)Henry don't need an iPod to stock his music.He stocks it in his brain.
Henry uses 100% of his brain.
Henry approves this thread.
Henry did the Rubbick'cube without even touching it.
Henry knew Cynthia was a whore.
Each time Henry breathes out, someone have AIDS
Henry's favourite color is Red.The colour of blood.
Henry created the quote "What the hell?"
Henry urinates fire.
Is Henry was an RPG character, his HP would be at 9999999999999999 from the beggining, his MP too.
Henry shallowed Kirby.
If someone tells you he survived one of henry's stomps, it's a lie. And even if he did, why would Henry didn't stomp on him again?
If Henry had a son, he would only be half powerful as him because he would be an hybrid mix between a human and a Henry.
Henry don't likes pointless riddles.He stomped them out of SH4.
Henry eats his Peanut butter and jell sandwich without the bread.
Henry once visited hell. Satan prayed god for protection.
Bugs may survive a nuclear apocalypse but they won't survive Henry.
Henry stomped on atlantis.
Henry wants YOU .... stomped
The hole on the wall leaves Henry unsatifyed.
You may not belive in Henry but Henry belives in you.
Henry is Solid Snake's son.
Re: [Facts]Don't underestimate Henry
Hahahahaha!
This is my new favorite post in SHF! You're awesome dude!
I SO SO SO support this thread. Please kind mods, do not close it.
·There isn't a sledgehammer in SH4 because Henry would break the earth with it.
·Ocelot said: "Six bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves". Henry said: "Six bullets, more than enough to kill EVERYTHING that moves".
·Henry stomped on Team Silent.
·The word "awesome" was created when Henry was born.
·Eileen was ugly before Henry moved to the next appartment.
·Henry stomped on Valtiel.
·The death note doesn't work on Henry.
·Henry is the one who gives infinite stamina to Nathan Drake.
·Henry stomped on the Patriots.
·If Henry signed up in SHHF, we would all die.
This one made me literally fall off my chair laughing.Hydra666 wrote:Henry shallowed Kirby.
This is my new favorite post in SHF! You're awesome dude!
I SO SO SO support this thread. Please kind mods, do not close it.
·There isn't a sledgehammer in SH4 because Henry would break the earth with it.
·Ocelot said: "Six bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves". Henry said: "Six bullets, more than enough to kill EVERYTHING that moves".
·Henry stomped on Team Silent.
·The word "awesome" was created when Henry was born.
·Eileen was ugly before Henry moved to the next appartment.
·Henry stomped on Valtiel.
·The death note doesn't work on Henry.
·Henry is the one who gives infinite stamina to Nathan Drake.
·Henry stomped on the Patriots.
·If Henry signed up in SHHF, we would all die.
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- AuraTwilight
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The stomp jokes are describing him very well, he stomps so hard on so many ennemies during the game! It's called Humor you know, you don't need to be such a serious person .Henry don't have a real personnality in the game so it's funny to give him a humoristic personality by refering him as the Silent Hill's chuck norris.AuraTwilight wrote:Are these supposed to be funny? Because they don't describe Henry in any sense, and are just boring.
I made people love Henry on some popular French SH forum just with those facts.
Anyway, let's continue
Walter haven't locked Henry inside his room. Henry locked Walter outside his room.
Henry scares his own nightmares
When Henry asks Uwe boll to make good movies, he really does!
Henry isn't afraid of clowns.
If henry breathes while he is in water, the water drowns.
Theres a rumor that says that Henry once had a reaction.
Henry eats cooked fish Sushis.
Henry can sacrify dead people.
Once a time, there was no oxygen on earth , until Henry have been on a trip on the moon and yawned in direction of the earth.
When Henry plays Soul Calibur, his fighter don't use weapons.
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This forum does need people to lighten up a little, I'm not really sure whether I find this comedic or not but that doesn't mean I'm going to start bugging over it, please people remember: This is the internet. Not real life. Have a little fun and remember you're on a forum for a VIDEO GAME, there doesn't need to be so many disputes over people just having fun.
Have a good time everyone ^^
Have a good time everyone ^^
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Most people say Henry's a pervert because of looking through the peephole to Eileen's room, but here's the thing: Your not required to do that, it's the players choice.
So whose the pervert now :P?
((Apparently you can OD on Green Tea...And it's painful.))
Most people say Henry's a pervert because of looking through the peephole to Eileen's room, but here's the thing: Your not required to do that, it's the players choice.
So whose the pervert now :P?
((Apparently you can OD on Green Tea...And it's painful.))
But people here act like when someone does something then everyone should get all up in arms. I mean, just writing opinions and theories and someone says something another doesn't agree with and they'll actually start insulting the person.
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Most people say Henry's a pervert because of looking through the peephole to Eileen's room, but here's the thing: Your not required to do that, it's the players choice.
So whose the pervert now :P?
((Apparently you can OD on Green Tea...And it's painful.))
Most people say Henry's a pervert because of looking through the peephole to Eileen's room, but here's the thing: Your not required to do that, it's the players choice.
So whose the pervert now :P?
((Apparently you can OD on Green Tea...And it's painful.))
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Hey, I am lightened. On cloud 9 actually!
This is just nothing necessary to the game what so ever. I was expecting something that made sense about my sexy Henry, not this. I don't like stuff that isn't funny, lol. It is random nonsense, taking up bandwidth that we need on the forum. It's going to get closed. I'm just sayin.
This is just nothing necessary to the game what so ever. I was expecting something that made sense about my sexy Henry, not this. I don't like stuff that isn't funny, lol. It is random nonsense, taking up bandwidth that we need on the forum. It's going to get closed. I'm just sayin.